Survivor Series is on the 19th of November or thereabouts. And don't fuckin' yank my chain, WWF- this blows goats. Big ol' goats. The DirectTV people should be fortunate they don't have access to this. More than likely, this will be a rubbernecking PPV for those who decide to buy. Some people want to watch this puppy implode, starting at SSeries. The boom period is over and the bust is here. Anyway, here's the rundown.

p.s. Are they still doing the damn unifications or not? When I checked the WWF's SurSer site to get the other matches, no mention whatsoever on unification.

10-man elimination tag match -- Winner take all
Team WWF vs. Team Alliance

Am I supposed to really care? Now if they didn't botch what could (and should) have been the biggest angle in professional wrestling history, I probably would be pissing myself in anticipation. However, since Vince and his offspring have their camera whore ways, meaning it's all about them, forget it. This is a mercy killing. Even a Big Dead Dork appearance can't make me want to see this.

My Pick: Ah, the WWF, just for Undie being on that side. But I'd root against him if he decides to drag those hideous snakeskin pants out again. ;)

Will Win: Like you can't smell the screwjob a comin'. Alliance

'WINNER: WWF, with a screwy finish. At least I got part of it right.

Title unification match
U.S. Champion vs. Intercontinental Champion
Edge vs. Test

Oh, who gives a fuck? And who is the IC champ anyhow?

My Pick: Edge, just on principle

Will Win: Test

WINNER: Edge

Title unification match
WCW Tag Team Champs vs. WWF Tag Team Champs
Cage Match

Dudley Boyz v. Hardy Boyz

Oh, this makes the -what- millionth time these guys have hooked up since Royal Rumble 2000? Yeah, their matches have incited many a "woah, fuckin' eh" response but who cares now? We know there will be insane spots and a table or two. Talk about being stuck in a rut. Bubba and D-Von are also fuckin' insane, and not in a good way. What the hell is this aligning themselves with a chick? Chicks are meant to go through tables, not being carried to the ring on them.

My Pick: Dudleys, just on the fact I like them more

Will Win: Dudleys and the Hardy split will occur.

WINNER: Dudleys

Women's Championship
Jacqueline vs. Trish Stratus vs. Lita vs. Mighty Molly vs. Ivory vs. Mystery opponent

My Pick: Trish. And that mystery woman better be Jazz or Victoria. If it's Undie's bride (you know the one: the blonde whose stories don't add up about her role in the WWF), I'm throwing up.

Will Win: Someone from the Alliance

WINNER: Trish (and damn time, too!)

Immunity Invitational Battle Royal

Here are the competitors:

Crash
Saturn
Faarooq
Bradshaw
Spike
Albert
Scotty 2 Hotty
Funaki
Billy Gunn
Chuck Palumbo
Raven
The Hurricane
Kidman
Shawn Stasiak
Tazz
Steven Richards
DDP
Lance Storm
Justin Credible
Hugh Morrus
Tommy Dreamer
Chavo Guerrero Jr.

My Pick: After running down that list, I have to pick between Bradshaw and Faarooq. Decisions, decisions- uh...going with Bradshaw.

Will win: Probably Taz.

WINNER: Test- guess they updated the fuckin' thing from when I got the list off the WWF site.

William Regal vs. Tajiri

My Pick: Steve Regal

Will Win: Steve Regal

WINNER: Regal

**Yes, there were 7 matches but at the time this was created, 6 were announced.

Totals:

My Picks Correct: (5/6)= 83%

Will Wins Correct: (3/6)= 50%